This would be a good example of being overly sensitive. It’s perfectly fine to talk about an unrelated game without having it be directly linked to a separate tragedy. That’s like saying I can’t talk about deer hunting days after a mass shooting because guns are involved.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

“It’s 2015, just relax.”

So this is an honest question. Since we’re on the topic of antics: Would you consider Aaron Rogers on the same level as Cam Newton for his “discount double check” celebration?

Ah yes. Russell Wilson. The perfect black man for the white fan.

Or his team sucks this year and he can’t get in the endzone to celebrate

They are alone and feel that they have no one to talk to that doesn’t ask for money.

Pet friends don’t ask for money, nor do they ask for food, apparently.

Am I the only one who thinks Sepp Blatter is going to spin these in such a way to claim he needs top stay on?

He probably locked it up when he wasn’t eating it. I had a college roommate that was a fat motherfucker and he locked up all his food. There was also no such thing as leftovers or crumbs on a plate.

Outstanding piece, Clover. I loved how you had different voices of this struggle and expounded upon them. My only critique is when you say this:

Righteous, proper dancing.

When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN…

I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

*100% legal
*not gambling

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

Adults that are exceptionally interested in collecting sneakers weirds me the hell out.

Great timing on this firing New Orleans. The Saints improve their defense, and Rob Ryan can go work as a mall Santa for the next two months until he finds another NFL job.

I click on Haisley articles mostly just to see what he has wrong these days.

Your reporting is based on a mistranslation of the interview with Luiz. What he *actually* said was that he was torn between staying in Brazil with the national team, despite the fact that he is currently suspended, and returning to Paris immediately *because* his family are there and he wants to comfort them. His…

Who let Curt Schilling into the game, anyway?