Apparently a Bond movie with a few over-the-top action sequences and a little camera-winking is the equivalent of The Benny Hill Show with guns.

The review is too heavy with Austin Powers comparisons. It needs to be compared to James Bond, which in his eyes, is crazy talk.

I never liked or connected to the Peanuts but I think that’s a generational thing. For me “Calvin and Hobbes” is the gold standard (which I’m sure means kids today think it’s old and unfunny).

Sorry Tim, I tried to read this review but all i kept hearing was WAH WAH WAHHH WAH WAH WAH WAH!

Eh. Chelsea had about 1 trillion opportunities in the game, I wasn’t really worried.

Also, Deadspin, please hire someone else who knows less soccer than Billy but can write better crappy blogs at cents on the dollar.

Hell, I will write for you for free if it means he doesn’t write anymore.

“...but as we’ve seen time and again with Mourinho, his approach tends to wear thin sooner than rather than later.”
Real Madrid only, before this. Porto didn’t want him to leave, Inter can’t wait to get him back, and Chelsea begged for his return ever since he left.

“Klopp has proven himself by winning despite huge…

So after Jose gets fired this weekend, who replaces him? No one springs to mind immediately; I doubt Ancelotti would be up for another go around. Maybe Fabio Capello?

It’s almost like you didn’t read the disclaimer at the bottom of the column.

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Maybe, just maybe, the OP was alluding to the fact that growing up in a state that participated in slavery would provide someone with a certain amount of education on the subject (i.e. Museums, plantations, state fucking history) Versus someone who grew up in say Nebraska, Oregon, or Nevada.

I mean you can replace “Turkish” with “Brazilian”, “Argentian” or most other fans and it’d be the same. It just so happens that this took place in Turkey, therefore the fans are Turkish. I fail to see how that’s racist.

To become a pro-athlete at Watkins level, you’ve got to have obsessive dedication, yes. Just look at JaMarcus Russell, and others.

“Honey, the website that tells me not to wear shorts in the summer says I need to buy $300 boots for fall.”

This is kind of like the opposite of the Cowboys this week, where the GM had to keep Greg Hardy from cutting a coach.

You appear to have a mistaken impression of what laughter sounds like.

I do nazi the joke here.

Good thing he’s got a thousand years to set things Reich.

lesson learned kid: nobody likes people that take selfies.