But from yesterday’s video, I was under the impression that he broke his leg when he fell trying to escape Cleveland.

The story is obviously fake. The Browns don’t even have 3 NFL starters on offense.

That’s all you got, TMZ? Johnny’s gonna need a little more proof than that.

It’s almost like he directly brought up that Tottenham got the benefit of bad linesmen.

That’s just the thing, isn’t it? He’s been able to skate past all these accusations of really heinous crimes (on top of other scandals related to his political and business dealings) without any serious repercussions for years and years, the way the rest of us might shrug off parking violations. It’s incredible and…

This is more barely relevant “whataboutism” bull. With a moronic isolationist twist.

Civil engineer here.

In general, I gravitate toward sports with clocks and shun sports that have no clock (baseball, tennis, golf) or abnormal clock-keeping (soccer) because I am an American, and I have many important things to do

A punch in the face or an elbow or a good shoving match is acceptable, but breaking the leg is pretty much universally frowned upon, because if you loved soccer(you don’t), you would never wish that on any player. You, sir, are a cunt just like your idol ol’ Roy.

[Miami Herald Reporter]: And you’re saying he went off script and that caused a lot of the problems?

As a 49ers fan, I’d rather they just ban 49ers games.

Who will collect the children to sacrifice to Adrian Peterson now?

In accordance with Viking tradition, Ragnar will set fire to his Kia Optima and drive it into Lake Minnetonka.

I just walked 34 feet down the hallway at work, untouched. I think I can play RB for the Eagles.

Him throwing slurs has nothing to do with their crime, though, right? If true, he’s a prick who shouldn’t ref, but they physically attacked him.

If you lived here you’d know that’s not the case. Many schools here in the Austin/San Antonio area have student populations that are mostly white. Also, growing up in this community I heard officials and especially parents of opposing schools using racial slurs towards our student athletes. It’s common. What’s not as…

Well, as a ref, he was no doubt holding a time-keeping device of some sort... a “clock” you might say. And in Texas, that means TERRORIST! These kids should get medals!

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