Kraft explained that “ ‘1’ and ‘2’ was on it. Not ‘free.’

A clear cut case of getting pulled over for “Driving while Demuro”.

I’m fairly certain the first guy to publish a scouting report on Andrew Luck was Gary Gygax.

Sadly, Joe Madden then had a heart attack chasing the kids around with one in his mouth.

“Mom, mom! Can I go over to Anthony’s house after baseball? He has the new Madden game and his dad said we could get pizza. Everyone’s going. Can I go? Please, mom? Please?”

So why the need to change the standards if all of that is true I guess is the question. They could have left it well alone with the same result. The point is that the NASL feels that they at least had realistic goals to work towards. Hoever the city-size and stadium requirements alone ensure that the NASL can never…

Good to see the MLS office is reading Deadspin!

Provide data please, because cursory searches show the provisional DII tag hasn’t been applied since 2011, when it was revoked for the collapse of 2 management groups that owned teams.

“Why would nature do that to me?”

I always thought her signature move was simply trying too hard.

“Look at me, my boob is out, y’all”

I gotta disagree here Tom. As a holder of a JD, I can tell you that advertising it rarely makes people like you.

I don’t know why Jose is so surprised his friend punched him in the face. He was the one that asked him to give him a Shiner.

Deadspin needs better/more soccer writers.

Reverse, reverse

So THAT’s what Obi-wan heard.

It’s amusing the lengths you go to avoid using one word, simply because some joyless schmucks have deemed it politically incorrect.

Do you need to make more money? A guy my sister knows make $10,000 a month from home selling nanobubble water. Just get some blackmail on a famous athlete and get him to endorse it for all that shit essential oils says it can cure and profit!!! Just visit.