Good to see the MLS office is reading Deadspin!

Provide data please, because cursory searches show the provisional DII tag hasn’t been applied since 2011, when it was revoked for the collapse of 2 management groups that owned teams.

Even though your conclusion leads me to believe you didn’t like it, you could have showed that by not writing about it.

My buddies are pretty good about using “stationed” and “deployed” correctly. Stationed in Korea, deployed to afghanistan.

That gif is deceptive in relating the energy bleed in that maneuver... but still bad ass!

Bille. I couldn’t even read this article. I got to the 1st bullet point. Try harder.

Hello, Texas guy here with mucho amigos who went to Baylor that are/were “athletic boosters.”

My buddy who is now a middle school coach introduced me to a former college football player for Texas A & M. These were his words:

“I have two degrees: a bachelors and a masters in Finance and Accounting. I never went to class. I know absolutely nothing about Finance and Accounting. I never went to class and I…

He didn’t believe Christ protected him from the concussion? He’s in the pickle between product promotion and promotion of our( the world’s, not mine) one and only savior the lord most holy Jesus the son of mary(but not joseph) Emmanuel light of the world cuthulu Christ

I worked retail at the mall for 3 full years and 1 year on and off in HS and College

One college age customer shopping at my Hollister store pissed on some shorts and shirts after she was told she couldn’t take 40 items into the dressing room (limit 5 because our store had major shoplifting problem). She complained…

You don’t... because you’re probably hitting on her right in front of the dumbbell rack or the machine I need to use. I’ve blown up enough pick up attempts because they’re in my fucking way.

He has shown ZERO promise. Especially from the bench with a cast and crutches.

I’m going to need to see video evidence he has showed any promise because I as an observer with no skill or talent on the football(NFL type) field have seen none. I’ve watched like 95% of his games and not once said he ever had potential. He looks constantly lost, constantly in fear, and constantly running for his…

Sure are a lot of coaches in the comments!

I heard a report where the main reason for wash out was the heavy packs on their body frames, causing an increased likelihood of stress fractures forcing the wash out/recycle.

shut it down. Logical, funny, extremely insightful. You win.

I can assure you Texans (of the state of Texas) and most Muricans have moved on from hurling the “retardation” and “retard” as an insult. It has been quite some time since I have heard that used anywhere round these here parts.

His covers actually hurt his career. He is a fantastic songwriter and needs 0 covers in his repertoire. This makes me like him less.

Rich people don’t like to spend money.

would have been better if they just cut him out and left Toews holding one end of the cup and nothing holding the other end,

Yeah, if you’re serious, people can answer the questions you have.