Yeah my carrots usually are like...1/4 the size you see people use on cooking shows like uh huh, sure sure sure no wonder you say 2 cloves of garlic, your cloves are the size of a hamster.

A few things about Jiffy Cornbread mix:

If you’re in Manhattan and you’re eating Dominos...what the fuck is wrong with you?

You mean XIII and XIII-2. XV was not better than XII and VIII was a mess

Jamie was a great guest on the Blank Check podcast a few weeks ago too, talking about Buster Keaton with the boys!

absolutely, I know someone who had revenge porn released of them so they said fuck it and started and Only Fans and are doing quite well with it now. Take control of the narrative and be proud of your body!

Well I’ve always disliked peaches so I guess I’ll just sit this summer out

Wow, that was a great article, I really like the direction Lifehacker is on these days.

The Canadian wildfires have already released more CO2 in June than your grill will in the next 200 million years, you’re not making a difference.

Or not, let’s go with not

True crime isn’t trendy, it’s been a thing for literal centuries, we just slapped a label on it now. Ridiculous.

We had electric cars in the early 1900's, oil is worth a lot of money if you make cars run on it it turns out

So, how do we get this thing to state fairs for tractor pull contests?

and yet you allow your cynicism to greatly outrun your understanding of web publishing and how laws work, so you’ve got that going for you.

You have a genetic condition that MAKES it taste awful. I have no genetics forcing me to loathe green bell pepper, but I do. We are not the same.

decrepify is a good activator of enfeebling buffs...do need the blizzard legendary thing too

oh man, the audio jump from NES to SNES was titanic. Chiptunes might all sound like a single genre to those who came afterward, but the audio differences between the NES, Master System, SNES, and Genesis were as different as black and white to color tv.

there isn’t a ‘supposed to’ for that, that’s an option not an express design decision.

I switched my summon build and it works muuuch better now without corpse explosion I think. BS/CE is probably still better but it’s so much more resource intensive that it’s more of a pita. That said...necro ultimates aren’t good enough to earn a slot over other options outside of this one setup.

you can say cunt, because she’s a cunt