‘barely above NES’ graphics? How old are you? Because in 1991 it was a massive jump in graphics compared to NES.

Group 2 doesn’t exist. That’s a fucking fairytale strawman. You’ll find people too willing to forgive faults, but this hyperbolic person you created doesn’t fucking exist. The first person? At minimum tens of thousands of them on the internet at any given time.

See when you say ‘the devs being a bit lazy’ that’s a sign to everyone involved to just stop reading what you have to say

Not really. 

I kept playing Russian roulette and I got shot, this is bullshit!

yup and the law isn’t going to let her just move on, she’ll have to be a witness in court...it sucks a victim has to relive trauma to get justice in the court but...

especially the children

You forgot the traffic counter and web ring!

it at least probably won’t decide to go all BoTh SiDeS aRe BaD bullshit at the very least. God that pissed me off, fuck the citizens of Columbia, lemme help the Vox round em up and shove em over the edge

pit trap complete with punji sticks does wonders

so is taro, which is becoming very popular in the past few years

No it isn’t, that whole ‘ignore the bully and they’ll go away’ shit isn’t true.

you’re just a shit for brains that I’m done with

no one fucking asked you and you don’t have to wait for an asteroid

300 American dollars doesn’t go very far anymore

I dunno, I thought he called his wife mommy or some shit too, I try not to keep too many details about those fucking twerps in my head 

#1 solution, become a possum farmer! They love to eat ticks and are essentially immune rabies!

Wow, I haven’t thought of Pinterest in a while...people say that so and so social media platform got ruined, but Pinterest truly got ruined. I used to use it for recipes all the time but it got to where it was 60% ads and 50% of what was left were bot posts so it just totally lost me.

I was shoehorning in a sense I suppose, because this is an online forum and so conversation is branching rather than linear. We’re fighting this bullshit still, and honestly we won’t ever not be fighting it. These goddam anchors on society will never go away and they love to be loudly indignant and who has a bigger…

oh really? HMM, I played a chunk of the first one but didn’t really click. Good, glad it’s at least being explored