That’s about four times as expensive as spray varnish needs to be.

Possibly. But from a simple joke structure standpoint, I don’t see that joke as homophobic, simply because the punch isn’t “hehe, he’s totes gay.” It’s “he’s a shameless asshole who will do anything somebody commands.”

Change the color of the car and this story takes on a whole new hue.

It took me one look on their front page to find an article that points out an important issue currently affecting a lot of men.