But the statement you’re ‘just’ making is “Hah! You’re not good enough to even be a challenge to me!”

This is really hammering home that I apparently suck at Pokémon Go. I’ve been going for random walks and just picking up whatever ‘mon I happen to run into since day one.

It’s almost like he genuinely can’t imagine that some jobs are more like hostage situations than career opportunities.

Will it have any sort of in-game functionality, or it it just a colorful, blinking trinket?