Oh, dear. I end nearly every thought with "Does that make sense?". Mostly because I can feel very disorganized in my thoughts, and I actually (nay, LITERALLY) want to be sure that what I have said made sense.

Well, they certainly said it after the first lady called— that's for sure.

I also worked at this particular place (I immediately emailed my former colleague to be like DID YOU SUBMIT THE ICEPACK STORY TO KITCHENETTE?!) and would just like to note that this was not the last call that was received about eating the ice pack. There exists more than one person who would eat an ice pack over…

"Some of us have less predictable, more independent goals to pursue and brag about." Sounds like you might know a thing or two about being self-absorbed, smug, and stupid yourself, eh?