Exactly. Granted, my knowledge of collateral estoppel is based on one episode of Law & Order, but I think Deadspin is now contractually precluded from calling Papa John’s trash pizza.

He should be in jail for those pajamas...

Tim dumbfuck Tebow was also blacklisted. Look, hate the league for putting up with domestic violence, but the league does not like people voicing controversial opinions.

Tom Brady had to literally avoid visiting the White House post-super bowl to avoid people thinking he was a trump supporter to avoid political…

It’s almost as if people don’t understand that two things can be equally true.

Nothing against John Clayton who is very good. But new faces are good too.

Apologizing? That’s the first sign of weakness!

It was embarrassing that anyone was a Chris Jans fan.

Nah, he apologized. Shows weakness.

All sports outcomes are scripted. Except Reds over Athletics in the World Series. That one was on the level. (In your face, Charlie Hustle!)

I count your star as 43 stars. Kinja better recognize.

They don’t issue the death penalty for enabling child sex abuse over four decades. They don’t issue it for sheltering a team full of sexual predators. I think UNC’s gonna be fine.

We were surprised that a sitting university president with no direct knowledge of our case would choose to offer such uninformed and highly speculative opinions...

I want to frame this comment and put it above my co-worker’s desk. The one who always gets put in charge of training new people, but fucks off on Youtube all day and doesn’t get shit done, leaving it all for other people to do instead?

Kyrie says the Earth is flat, Draymond defends him, and now Thomas says experimenting is bad. It’s pretty clear that the NBA has a problem with the scientific method.

While I don’t find the kardashians particularly attractive, the idea that theyre fat to anyone is bizarre to me. Anorexia just doesn’t appeal to me either.

No, I unfortunately suspect the aforementioned reason is true. That said, it doesn’t discount that Cooley has turned into a complete weirdo/conspiracy theorist and a paid shill for an awful organization.

Worked for Trump.

Look, we all know if LeBron wanted Love gone, he’d be making inscrutable, passive-aggressive tweets about it.

“A Single guy, drunk, we can possibly overlook”