I don't think I would ever be able to accurately describe for you the amount of disdain I hold for The Wonder Years.

I just wish Netflix would bring Safety Not Guaranteed back to streaming so I can show it to more people.

Well come on…. Aladdin speaks English… HELLO?!?!?!?!? SOMETHING is going on there.

Interesting. I checked out Josh Boone on imdb and they have an announced Lisey's Story (2015) listed in his credits.

Do you still want it if it's a through-and-through Western?

I'd like The Stand major motion picture deal to actually go through. Where are we on that? Been hearing a lot about It, but not much about The Stand.

I like this Dollhouse idea. A lot.

Remember Jude Law's prosthetic snaggletooth in Contagion?

But when will they remake The Stuff?

Noonan was creepier, but I thought Fiennes was a better fit for the character. To me, Noonan seemed more like a street dweller turned to a life of crime rather than the intrinsically disturbed Dolarhyde.

I used to be a fan of the porterhouse, with the mentality the bigger the better. But the problem with a porterhouse is if you eat the strip side first, by the time you get to the filet, it's cold and if you eat the filet first, the strip is never going to live up to it. Now I just get a filet and actually eat the…

Rubbish.

Not that I wanted to eat the entire confection, but Bruce Bogtrotter's chocolate cake in Matilda looked really good.

Whatever happened to Joey Pants?

The union's been on strike.

UGH don't talk about the glass slices.

Unrelated to the content of this episode/article, but why isn't Disqus ever an option to log in on a poll? I'm already logged in to comment, I shouldn't have to log in with a different set of credentials to vote for something. I've noticed this on numerous sites.

We've had so many episodes centered on boy&butt-crazed Tina (not that I'm complaining) but few episodes focused on Gene. He has enough quirks to fill a whole series.

They should have kept the name and forced the Katie Sackhoff movie to change it's name to We Bought an Aviary.

Well, it seems as if I'm no longer needed here.