Did I miss something? Did a piano fall on Dave Flemming?

The Mudcats’ video from Wednesday’s game shows the umpire calling Tucker safe

This is damn fine Kinja.

I don’t think you’ve twisted that knife QUITE enough. You mind doing it just a bit more? Thanks.

29.5 is men’s, 28.5 is women’s.

29.5 is men’s, 28.5 is women’s.

As if 3/1 wasn’t already bad news for the Warriors.

San Francisco (alum — go Dons!), Wash, SoCal.

This is tremendous.

This fight turned out to be the Maine event.

The public’s last line of defense against reporters.

Just some pals doing some grunts.

I hate to point this out to you ...

The talent difference is substantial, given that MLS is tier one in the US (whatever weight you give that is up to you) and NPSL is amateur to semipro at best. The seasons overlap some — MLS regular season runs March through October, while NPSL plays a shorter spring-and-summer season that winds up in August, although…

And this is without even getting into the fact that this MLS bid represents Gilbert and Gores preparing to take a giant shit on the pre-existing, incredibly successful minor-league soccer team in Detroit.

At this rate, Manute’s great-grandson will be named Intentional Walk.

Yeah? You know with certainty that things would have broken exactly the same way if Hauschka had made the PAT instead?

Ah, the Fallacy of the Predetermined Outcome makes an appearance.

Yon referee: