This is a Familia refrain.

Ryan Shazier and the National Alopecia Areata Foundation

He only played 26.

I reiterate: He’s 31. There’s an excellent chance (borne out by the career value pattern of virtually every player in the 125-plus-year history of professional baseball) that there won’t be any payoff at all, much less an immediate one.

“Valuable early years”? He’s 31 years old, which means he’s in the decline stage of his career and (if he stays healthy) he might turn in one good season over the next four years.

Assuming that’s asked in seriousness:

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WOW. +8 men out for you.

So I’m not supposed to call it what we (and everyone else we knew) called it?

My best friend and I were in for 20-25 games per year at the ’Stick. We didn’t get full season tickets until the team moved into Pac Bell Park, and we’ve kept them (with a move closer to the field and the other end of the section) ever since.

“On the rear-facing panel behind the driver, although it was over the driver’s front window on the ’60s-vintage coaches,” says this Sunset lifer.

Try getting west of Van Ness sometime.

You are so wonderful.

Or destroying a Rush cover.

Sunderland have one point from four games, sits in 19th place, defends like a Sunday League side, and are a prime candidate to be relegated.

Coit Tower is just a phallus.

[W]itness the forever war about which was the Original Joe’s