Miller also allegedly got into a fight at a sandwich shop earlier in the day.

No one realized how hard Merimee had been hit until he was almost aboard the flight back to Florida.

Batman’s in the kitchen
Robin’s in the hall
Joker’s in the bathroom
Peeing on the wall, hey!

Fabulous, just fabulous.

Excellent runs.

When they joined the Yankees, Gooden was 31 and Strawberry was 33. Neither was going to be much of anything in pinstripes, regardless.

Took me a second to get it, but no time at all to assign a star.

So nothing’s changing?

Perhaps “in light of” was intended there.

Kilkenny? You bastards!

Nah.

He’s a DB, all right.

From what I can tell, this used to be a very common custom, the adoption or assignation of what I’ve heard referred to as a “Christian name.” Still is, in certain circles — recent Chinese immigrants seem very receptive to the practice, but most Japanese people I know just use their given names.

I worked briefly at a software company where one of the engineers was named Lee Wei. I remember thinking that they sure did let him get away with a lot of stuff.

You’re probably correct, but the movie in my head (which we’re apparently sharing parts of) is much more entertaining.

Please reply to Jada. I’m really curious about how this 13-year-old is going to get you fired.

“I am eager to help you gain more experience ... with some ... hand ... under your belt!”

All those who ranked FoxTrot ahead of Doonesbury should be lined up against a wall with blindfolds and cigarettes.