You say “our” when referring to the Thunder, but then you say “hella.” I’m so confused ...

How oddly apropos that the thing they produced has strabismus.

Krisskross Makeyajumpjump?

This joke is only suitable for little buoys and gulls.

This. It answers more of the pending questions than any other theory I’ve come across. Bill James wrote up a nice summary of it in his book Popular Crime.

“First-team all-paramedic!”

Very nice, Albert. Very nice.

Don’t let Raysism see this. Or Kluwe.

I hope this doesn’t give [Kroenke] a complex.

They are wonderful.

WOW, that’s good. +1

“Do unto others as you would do unto yourself.”

God bless Mean Gene Okerlund.

“What? No.”

Imagine if he’d gone unpunished. Now, that would be the Burfict crime.

Way to not go for the obvious joke, dude.

One gets the feeling that anything Magary turned in this morning was going to proceed from the premise [Your thing] sucks.

Bonds lied to a grand jury

I’ve heard that many in the Navy agree with this assessment.