It must have been shocking in person. George Karl was completely bowled over.

Yes, there’s gas in the car.

It’s spelled “Chip.”

There are 20 second basemen in the HoF right now. If we include Kent with them and check where he ranks, he would be:

I bow before all fellow commenters who point out that I neglected to check what class Ellis belongs to.

That Perry Ellis kid really has style. It seems like the Kansas system really suits him. He might jump to the NBA early, as that seems to be the fashion these days, but I think he’ll be a good fit there as well.

Jeez, how did you cope with the Finals last year?

The numbers show Kent to be a pedestrian defensive second baseman, but his hitting numbers are WAY above the HoF standard for the position. He should have been first-ballot without a question — the two best offensive second basemen of the ’00s were Kent and Utley by a big margin (Biggio was in decline by the start of…

He’s right about Kent, though.

Lemmy Kilmeister.

“I, on the other hand, do owe you shit.”

Landchark!

I meant the three accused boys.

Only if they were standing in line.

Pardon me, boys
Is that the Chattanooga pool cue?

Torchinsky would actually be a really cool hockey name.

Also: “[H]e wants to be a part of a system that he knows is going to be there for years and years. And there is nothing wrong with that.”

Would you prefer “Deadspin is MSNBC, and the Cardinals are George W. Bush”?