I had just assumed that all this unpacks to “We don’t like Klinsmann, and we would prefer it if he was gone,” and that the foreign-born-players thing was just the crowbar du jour.

Sink the Bismack

Always Curry truthers.

The Phillies* already have Ryan Howard, whose contract has been fucking them for years.

Not sure why you didn’t make this its own comment ...

You lost me at “Sport’s.”

Actually, American Pharaoh was asked for comment, but he declined as he was just a little hoarse.

A spokesperson for the Texans ... was firm

Yes, but that’s because of years and years of harsh, HARSH experience.

My favorite part of this joke is how it comes full circle: After Murdock passes out later, you can see he’s wearing Lakers uniform shorts as he’s being carried out of the cockpit.

Man oh man, Oman Oman.

Mayell is now planning to start a blog detailing the experience of attending NFL games in Houston and Dallas. He’s planning to title it Deepinder Heart of Texas.

Oh, never mind then. Sorry, random internet commenters.

Just making sure I didn’t miss something vital. My odds are usually about 50-50.

OK, but what did he do in the video that was so wrong?

This needs more love.

Hey, I liked it.

“ANYTHING IS POSSIBLLLLLLLLLLE”

It’s not like he had anything else keeping him busy in October.

Are you back?