I like ketchup. It is useful for many things. Hell, even Jacques Pepin likes ketchup and uses it in his recipes. But on steak? No. Just no.

Pictured, Dog the Bounty Hunter:

I kind of want to know what that “Don’t Tread on Anyone” booklet says. Seems at odds with the hate groups one.

For dinner, be sure to order the Trump word salad, with extra insanity dressing! Yum!

In Conservativelandia, crazy black men who hate black people will always be “on trend”

Be sure to pick up some Milo™ Vanishing Cream!

I honestly don’t get this - these meetings.

Trump’s gonna show them this One Weird Trick that he guarantees will revitalize our economy*.

“But if we hire Americans we’ll have to pay them a decent living wage! A-and provide -gasp- health insurance!”

Obviously all these CEOs have never thought to simply hire more Americans. Thank God our president is opening their eyes to this outrageously brilliant strategy!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THERE IS LITERALLY NO SUCH THING AS A LEFT WING FASCIST, AS FASCISM IS *BY DEFINITION* DIAMETRICALLY OPPOSED TO LEFTISM. These people...

Exactly I was going to say make up your fucking mind if we are evil socialists or fascists, because they are on opposite sides of the political spectrum. Also don’t even with that Nazi said socialist in the name. Because you just know they love to spew that BS.

“One of the first speeches at this year’s Conservative Political Action Conference challenged the media to stop referring to the “alt-right,” a small, far-right movement that seeks a whites-only state and that strongly backed Donald Trump for president, as conservative.”

Because twitter is the boil on the ass of humanity

I don’t know. If you eliminate all the ratfucking twatwaffles the entire GOP would be like, 6 1/2 people.

CPAC: The only Nazis we’ll allow are the ones in the White House

You mean his beard is .. a beard? I respect his military service (which doesn’t mean he gets a free pass from criticism) but Cotton does often seem like he is trying really hard to be macho, but that scruff on his face can’t hide the fact he looks like a buff Gomer Pyle underneath. I wouldn’t be surprised to discover…