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I know someone who went through a rather nasty divorce. It was all downhill from there, as he quickly became an MRA, someone who happily proclaims rape culture isn’t real, all because his wife took his kids (terrible father). Ironically both his children are girls. But I strongly suspect he has been brought into the…

So, you went to Hogwarts?

I am not exaggerating when I say I would murder my own mother to own that tub.

This is what we call “failing up,” which is usually only ever accomplishment by wealthy and well-connected white men who compensate for their middling mediocrity with an artificially inflated sense of confidence and entitlement.

I saw a documentary on this. And the men who bought these dolls...the customers...I got that creepy scalp feeling from them. There was even a married guy who had one of these dolls too.

My only counter-argument is that if they’re going to behave like this, I’d rather they stay well the fuck away from actual human women, but I’d still rather they not get so fucking creepy in the first place.

Oh it’s worse than that. There’s a market for men who want one that looks like their ex so they can take pictures and video and put it all over social media that they’re “still having sex with her without all her drama” aka raping her in effigy (and yes, some have used that term, raping in effigy, as a selling point).…

Hmmm, I don’t know... I think he’s already got one IRL.

Every time I see this comment I think the same thing. These dolls aren’t for men who want to treat women like objects. These dolls are for men who are so lonely they are willing to treat an object like a woman. Don’t worry you are safe.

In Hollywood, a woman over 35 practically IS a mutant, only not the fun copyrighted kind.

You’re a dude. I can tell because you used a random dress size without thinking about vanity sizing or how dress sizes have gone crazy over the last 20 years.

“Size 16" is a pretty meaningless designation when it comes to actually measuring anything. If women’s clothing sizes were ever consistent, that might say something. I have clothes - that all fit - that are anywhere from size 6 to 14. The size 6 jeans are my loosest pair of pants.

Grolar bears are real, my friend, though some refer to them with the much less fearsome name, pizzly bears.

The 80's just kept going in the best/worst way possible at that house. Also how much are they asking.

I was once married to one. I finally left so he broke into a strangers house. Strangles him with a rope and then slit his troat. Hes now in a Michigan prison for the next 42 years (hopefully) untils he’s eligible for parole.

It has been shown in the past that conservatism attracts the less intelligent, as they are more prone to be afraid of change/progress. They are also more likely to resolve disputes with violence (like with a claw hammer) as they are less capable of reasoning their way through them. I would guess that your hypothesis…

Normally their age and how obese most of these old men are would basically limit their terms to being how long their clogged up hearts would last, but modern medicine is keeping them alive longer than they should.

You will never get them to agree to help fund a woman going to get an abortion anywhere, even if it is out of state. You might be able to get a fund established to support the women and children, at least int he face of closing clinics, but that shit would be on the chopping block FIRST after they got rid of the…