I loved Playmobil as a kid. Had a great Esso gas station. Played with it tons. I’ve seen the Ghostbusters stuff on display in Toys R Us, and it’s very well done!

Jones apparently claimed he’d “intentionally fired the gun as a joke.”

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

There’s that great Lindsay Ellis video essay which notes that modern day Nazis have appropriated cultural representation that was intended to be critical of them, such as singing “Tomorrow Belongs to Me” from Cabaret and unironically hero-worshipping Edward Norton in American History X and Hans Landa in Inglourious…

Mike Tomlin: What did we learn, Ben?

Considering the whole time this was happening there was an actual documentary crew following everyone around and filming as much as possible, that makes the comparison even more fitting.

Robbing an already bad roster of Tunsil and Stills arguably makes the Dolphins the worst team in the NFL.

They need to bench Fitz immediately. Sure, he’s not good, but if you let him play 16 games, he’s going to have 3-6 of them where throwing into double coverage a half dozen times each game works out and they light it up. Start someone who panics the instant the play breaks down and will check it down all game. You…

Yeah, but that final one percent is The Iron Sheik, and he more than makes up for the remainder. 

The glove slap to a little ole face will get you satisfaction
Glove slap, baby (a-glove slap, baby)
Glove slap, baby, glove slap
Glove slap, I don’t take crap
Glove slap, shut your big yap

Wow. If voodoo economics can’t work in Louisiana...

The last time the Dolphins were really good, we had two white running backs.

Show me the bar where there is NO music. Show me the bar where everyone is horribly depressed and is drinking in pure fucking silence. That’s the bar for me.

Whenever someone tries to list all the NFL teams, the Titans are always the one they can’t seem to remember.

DON’T PEE ON THIS.