He’ll be right up there with Clebold and Harris as one of the greatest shooters in Columbine history.

I kind of hate how shitty Gawker writers are now writing for Deadspin about crap that has nothing to do with sports.

Often hinted at but never confirmed, there are cults west of Route 81 in Virginia that worship beast of prey that do not have teeth or beaks. In honor of such beasts, members of the cults remove all their teeth, and refer to themselves as the Gummies. Recently, the Pulaski Yankees ran a Gummy Bear promotion, which was…

The 2002 Kings Lakers series was 100% rigged by the NBA. I don’t care what anyone says.

Could’ve been worse, yes.

“It must really suck to be friends with Gilbert Arenas.”

[[trademarks “three-teat”]]

Daaaaaad!!

In 1998 the Sixers took Larry Hughes one pick before Dirk. Reversing that would have prevented Sam Hinkie from ever being born.

She attended a Rascal Flatts concert with a NASCAR driver in North Carolina. What did she think was going to happen?

They assaulted a woman! Also, nearly killed a man or something unimportant.

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To be fair, while his running story is utter and complete bullshit, to drive an RV cross country at only 9mph is an impressive feat in itself.

I can argue that it’s Johnny Carson’s fault, probably not Ed McMahon’s though.