electronics need power 

A car that isn’t in a crash costs nothing to repair.

He’s a kicker, not a punter.

Brewers come to Wrigley on Monday too. I hope they bunt it to Lester all day. It would be hysterical. Buckle Up, FIBs!!

How about Jerry Rice’s obvious fumble that wasn’t called in 98? That single play brought instant replay back.

You don’t actually want the coolest room.  You want to make friends with the person that thinks about this and spend all of your time there.  Then, have a room that doesn’t scare the girls away.

Hey, when your husband looks like a taller, more bloated Haley Jo Osmont, you have to go on the offensive.

Big deal, Chicago has had open air urinals for ages, they’re called “alleys”.  

I’m going to need more than the defense’s claim that Nassar was assaulted in prison. Maybe he was just receiving unorthodox physical therapy.

The animal is fine. It’ll wake up tomorrow and it’ll be like this never happened.

Here’s my keyboard remap that’s helped a ton

Which lasted longer: The chug or the kiss?

That didn’t work for passengers on the Titanic.

You can’t dive “while falling”. Dez was falling the entire time. He was just able to get a couple of feet down while stumbling, but he never had his balance. There was no effort by his lower body to “dive”. Look at his video again. At no point does his body stop going down towards the ground. Its a controlled fall,…

She really dropped the ball by not yelling out “Later Gator!” as she walked off.

Dev time for this game started around the same time as COD MW4. WaW was more than 70-80 percent done as I recall when they made us port over WaW to the MW4 engine (Giant headache). Back in those days before BLOPS, Treyrach was known as the guys who weren’t so good at making COD games in comparison to IW and back then…

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

This was my motto during Thanksgiving.