Yeah, a busted-up relationship with her is going to give him a dream amount of marketing.

Ok I’m dying to see the engagement ring for soon many reasons.

I was straight-up giggling by 1:50 into the video- that dog just ran straight into my heart.

This is the worst.

I pretty much just posted the same thing. This is not a good article in any way, shape, or form. Most articles written by some of the newer staff are not good. I can point to Xanga blogs with better substance. I feel like whoever emailed Jezebel this “scoop” is loving every second of this, and texting furiously with…

Ok I just read the article. What makes this so epic is that a bunch of in-fighting at a fucking private school for wealthy kids has made front-page at Jezebel.

I haven’t read the article yet but I’m amssuming it’s over bentobox lunches?

Thats fucking epic. Thank you for sharing!!

Obviously she is still suffering from addiction issues and if there’s one thing I know for certain, it’s that addicts are often complete and total assholes.

Oh it was TOTALLY intentional. And so appropriate, right? I am just so bummed that after all these years I literally only come to this site to read Mark and Bobby. 2 hilarious dudes, but the irony is not lost on me that the 2 best writers on a women’s site are men.

He doesn’t care about you the way you want him to. Or really at all. I assure you that when he meets the woman he thinks is THE ONE for him, he will communicate with her the way you want him to communicate with you.

I was living overseas during the big MJ hubbub and read an article that was rather shocking- I don’t remember the mag it was in, but it was great investigative journalism about the harassment the families went through that had the allegations against MJ, about how several US publications had refused to run the story…

UM, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???? Jezebel I have been trying to stick up for you for YEARS and then you pull stunts like this. Celebrating Michael Jackson? For shame.

My kiddo has sensory issues and I would FUCKING LOVE IT if he would eat a lunchable.

Ok I know I’m late to the game but Tom Hardy can get it, right?

Pamela Anderson is literally the perfect spokesperson for PETA.

Her nose is crooked in this picture. I google searched and it looks like in recent pics her nose is crooked, like it's been broken, but I can't find any older pics of her with a crooked nose. Very interesting. I would assume if her nose was broken in some sort of accident they would have used it for clicks or as pr…

There’s NEVER too many murderous family movies! Are you kidding me? The reason I’ve always loved horror is because as a child it was the only genre with strong, kick-ass women! Although I never really liked the horror-comedy schtick. And the Scream franchise was just awful. Not sorry.

YES! I cook pumpkin stuff year-round. And I LOVE my chemical-based PSL’s in the fall. I’m actually kind of bummed about this because I feel it’s going to change the flavor.

NO! Do not want. I want my twice-yearly 100% chemical pumpkin spice latte. Listen, I work out and eat pretty healthfully year-round so I can have treats like this in the fall. I don’t even drink normal latte’s- I actually HATE most coffee-shop drinks. I hope the PSL doesn’t taste too completely different.