This literally brings tears to my eyes. They are babies.

I literally laughed out loud at the “I felt my womb empty out” line. This was so fucking staged it almost makes me think he’s running for local office.

Preeeeeeeach!

Mental health days are SO important. Good job taking care of yourself today!!

If he’s too lazy and scared to propose to you then maybe you need to spend your month apart thinking things over. It’s been 6 years. I hope that doesn’t sound harsh, but that’s what many of us are thinking.

It’s so nice to see, isn’t it??

HOLY SHIT this is adorable!

I like it when Obama does stuff like this that just pisses off conservatives. More lippy Obama before the election plz.

Listen, I’m not trying to like this guy but I read shit like this and he wins me over! He is an actual delight!

Absolutely stunning and respectful and perfect.

Kate Upton clearly doesn’t have a ghost writer for her twitter :-/

I am down to ONE wash color in Long n Lean. They have thankfully been consistent in sizing the last 2 years and I literally have like 5 pairs of the exact same pant. And curvy jeans were good as well! I did’ ltove them as much as my lnl but I still have a pair int he back of my drawer.

Dude you can still get them online. I only order one of the washes because the lighter colors seemed cut different but do yourself a favor and next time they have a 30% off denim coupon hook yourself up!!

She HAD to know. Adults don’t get wasted like that unless their is an underlying issue.

As a gen-x female I WANT to shop at the GAP, but they made my fav jeans online only :-( I keep wandering in there like every 6 months or so hoping for my glory days but I’m always strangely disappointed.

Hey GAP, here’s a fucking idea- why don’t you start carrying the Long n’ Lean jean back in stores again? This has literally been my go-to jean for YEARS- over a decade- and a few years ago they suddenly became “online only”. Their were literally over 100k signatures on a petition to get them back in stores, but to no…

LOL @ muscular blessing!

Yeah, all that means to me is that someone in marketing is paying attention!!

I can’t get over that “royalty” is still a thing in this world.

You’re a much better person than I :-/