"We're hoping for a love triangle between Spock, Uhura, and a random Vulcan woman."

You just know that Mom loved EVERY SECOND of this.

I just squeeee'd all over the damn place. They had a tv with legs!! A guy with a macaroni on his head! Baby Brent!!

They used to have a leather Rinzler suit. AND they offer lay-a-way. TREAT YO SELF!

Um, I had a dream like that once. It involved Clue-era Tim Curry and Fly-era Jeff Goldblum, and it was INDEED very epic. Sexily, sexily epic.

Cleveland and Hawkeye. 2 of my favorite under-rated things.

Apparently the guy who played Hakikara in Ichi the Killer is in this. So, naturally, at some point this'll be a rental for me.

I'm pretty sure this could be any number of people I followed on xanga about 12 years ago...

I'm tattooed without regret. Perhaps that doesn't make me "elegant", but I also have no attachment to labeling myself as a Ferrari. Then again I also have an expensive car with bumper stickers on it! I'm totally trashy!!

I'm an unashamed Star Wars lover, but I LOVE that anything George Lucas says can now be refuted with "Because Jar-Jar".

KITH references will get you hearted 100% of the time. Big internet hug to you for making my afternoon!

What did he do to himself, Dodai?

Yeah, what a weirdo. I mean, what's that about? What kind of a loser would own 3 Darth Vader action figures??

I am so, so disappointed that Simon Pegg and Hawkeye are in this. Because now I'm gonna have to rent it, and I can no longer stand Tom Cruise.

Oh man, I had a girlfriend who lost a ton of weight and did this exact same thing. Everyone she was jealous of was suddenly "fat", became super competitive with other women, etc.

Wait- the baby is due in February now? I thought she was only 3 or 4 months preggers last month, sparking the debate about her wearing a padded bump to look further along or something? Am I making this up?

I'm excited about the conversations this article might bring.

"Quinto must have laid $100 on the ground after his MacBethy pumpkin tirade and said, "Out-act this jerks." "

I was gonna comment that John Cho would be excellent in this role, but that's already been taken care of.

Because his legions of teenyboppers probably think they're super-special if they're his "first". They don't care how long the sex is, they care about "making love" with Justin Bieber.