Oh man, I bet Beiber gets SOOOO much ass using the whole "it's my first time" line.

Anything involving Riker writhing and emotional is a-ok by me.

OK, good. Glad I'm not the only one thinking that. This was borderline painful to read.

You don't think Narcisse scalping himself can be construed as scary? Or the tone of the scene when Sheryl Anne gets killed, or the Berserkers getting released? I respectfully disagree, I think a man taking off his face is absolutely the stuff of nightmares.

Ok Meredith, I think we need to have a sit-down. I'll prepare a small power-point entitled "Why Nightbreed was Robbed in io9's 50 Scariest Movies Of All Time", (heavy on the clip-art of course), and we'll hash it out like grown ass women. I'll bring some cut-out cookies in the shape of Decker's mask and a pot of…

Not at all. When Rick and/or Lori are on the screen I often find myself zoning out, checking Facebook, etc. I can only hope Rick finds out about his wife and Shane or something, ANYTHING to make him less boring.

He rang the dinner bell AND brought the sexy.

The original Halloween is also on, started at 9!

If you don't mind subtitles, please watch El Orphanato. It.is.amazeballs. And WAY spooky.

Nothing anyone ever says will could convince me that THE RUINS, DRAG ME TO HELL, and CABIN FEVER are better than Hellraiser and Dawn of the Dead. And the remake of The Crazies was great, but it beat out the original? I wouldn't have gone there.

Thank you. Glad to see I"m not the only one who clutched their pearls at that.

No kidding. I was kind of thinking that my 2-year old has better stories with his toy dinos than JP3 had.

Every time I see the trailer for the new Mission Impossible movie I think to myself "Simon Pegg and Hawkeye get out of there this instant. Go to your room and think this over".

Oh man, I bookmarked the Spock and MST3K templates for next year. EPIC.

Yeah, I guess "whatever I have a coupon for" would be my response.

I also have a proposal. I propose that Tim Larson can go fuck himself.

Oh, interesting! I've never actually seen an episode before a few weeks ago. I'm not sure what season I saw, but I saw 2 episodes where the brunette is pregnant and super happy, and always gloating over the other wives. And the blondes seem completely and totally miserable. I admit my view may be skewed after…

My pleasure, lady! (or dude. Whatever!)

The only thing wrong with that video is that at the end of it he didn't put his P in my V.

Theresa, you in danger girl.