Emotionally this show is dead to me. I can't genuinely bring myself to spare a fuck about any of the characters. That being said, I'll continue to tune in because:

Personally, I was probably also being a goth dork, just at a different high school.

Well in all fairness it's really not just for one night out of the year. I know several people, myself included, who do a good bit of shopping at Halloween stores for decorations to keep up all year round. I also stock up on lots of stuff this time of year- Christmas/birthday presents for my friends, make-up for…

Loki's been the hotness since Thor came out in theaters. Pretty much very nerd girl I know is loco for Loki.

Oh GOD yes. The way Kyle just jumped up when Kim got there and swept her into the bathroom to fix her makeup and get a read on the situation was just so.fucking.typical. of an addict's enabler. And frankly, I think that's why she went out of her way to be so friendly and nice to Kim the whole night, even though…

I know there's a good deal of Andy-hate out there, but I literally LOL's at least 4 times watching WWHL last night. Cohen and SJP are full of win.

Start saving for my costume? Nah, it's been ready for a few weeks. As a total nerd I make a few costumes a year for conventions/parties/the hell of it, and I kind of go all-out for Halloween.

I'd give Riker a little sexual harassment.

By "downright scary" do you mean "oddly appropriate"?

Alright, I'll bite. I fucking love him. You go, boy! The way he keeps it real with some of the Housewives on WWHL is comedy gold.

I want every dress and every dude in that video.

This girl will totes have leopard print nails before the weekend is through. Thanks Jenna, this is beyond servicey!!

Perc is NO.JOKE. My family owned a laundromat/dry cleaners for years and the dangers of it have been known for well over 15 years. Facilities that use it need to go under federal inspection and if you're in a small enclosed room with a perc drum for 10-15 minutes you'll probably pass out. Oh, and it's highly…

But we all agree that Mario's humpin' around, right??

I see nothing wrong with an occasional burger and fry, my main concern is the obscene amount of preservatives McDonald's uses in their food.