That guy can never admit he made a mistake so even when he clearly makes a mistake he has to play it like he meant to do it and it’s some deep shit. Fuck that guy.

To be fair there’s no way he could return to New York. People hate him there and people would make sure he doesn’t forget that they hate him.

Anyone else creeped out by the fact that his lady-friend looks an awful lot like his dads wife?

That makes a lot of sense.

People are acting like Netflix is gonna force this on people. People can use it or not use it. I suspect people would check it out once to see how it would work but then never use it again.

I thought the two dress codes were 1: don’t wear white and 2: don’t wear something that pulls attention away from the bride, like bright red or fuchsia. 

That picture is so staged. Why is everyone looking in a different direction?

I don’t know, I’m still willing to give him a chance.

It’s just called butt-dialing it’s not necessarily cause by your butt dialing.

Not when you’re just as, if not more, awful.

Oh... I guess she does know what stoic means.

It also sounds like she doesn’t know what stoic means. Or real human emotions for that matter.

I like Masvidal’s response. He wants that payday. i would too.

The first thing I thought when I saw the game and heard the concept was “maybe metal gear benefited from konami holding him back a little”

The thing that’s extra frustrating about Republicans lies about the impeachment inquiry is that over 100 members of Congress are eligible to participate in these behind closed door sessions and both parties are able to question witnesses.

Why does he stand like that?!

It’s your imagination. The thing she’s wearing makes her look dumpy though. 

Everything you named is gross to me.

Everything you named is gross to me.

This poll feels rigged to declare peanut butter cups the best.

This poll feels rigged to declare peanut butter cups the best.

The tweet says his 92 year old mother. Elijah Cummings was 68.