You are LYING ! You are a fluffy, knitted sock puppet for Google!! Come on... how much are they paying you......... and how can I get in on it??

In my youth, I had many questions about Blockchain but no answers. After many years, I learned of a wizened master who lived at the peak of a great mountain. I spent some money to buy supplies and hire guides for the difficult journey to meet this master, and then I gave away the rest of my fortune to charity. With…

Damn, shoulda’ bought lifehacker stock yesterday!

Nobody wants Yahoo bikes.

China already asks for back doors, if you don’t provide one you are banned.

If the US asks for a backdoor then China will. Then India. Then the UK. Then Germany. Then Mexico. Eventually the encryption will be completely and utterly useless as it will be in too many hands.

He could even invent a new crypto-currency to outsource the decryption cycles needed to try and do it.

we’re not talking about some pirate treasure preserved in a chest in the bottom of the ocean or hidden inside some elaborately constructed temple in the middle of a jungle. It’s a 2.5" hard drive that’s sat under a landfill trash pile for at least 4 years now, all while new trash was being dumped on top of it. It’s…

Wow, I thought that the one bitcoin I lost to a computer I tossed 4 years ago was bad.

Look, some women can be the most ardent supporters of an oppressive patriarchal system. Pam has survived in spite of/by virtue of her physical attributes all her life and can’t see the forest for the trees.

god this makes me cringe so hard. “we took all the worst parts of software development and are introducing them to all industries” seems to be the “disruption” angle of so many silicon valley companies.

Nothing to add to that except pudding skin singles.

I have nothing of any consequence to say, all this stuff is way too complicated for me, except for “yay for science”, and also, yay for the little guy; I wish him a long and healthy life.

So, I get a book delivered to my house with the weed in it? Is that how it works?

Get infected with ransomeware. It comes with step-by-step directions.

So, does nobody else just have their shit delivered to work? My apartment has locking package boxes, but it’s so much easier to just have my orders show up at the office.

Which means we can most likely date that stock photo around April 19th, 2014, as that’s the last time both bands played an NYC show together.

Off topic, but what the shit?

I just don’t get how Levandowski thought he wouldn’t get caught.

There are two types of problems in the world, as they say: My Problem versus NOT My Problem.