Seems to be working well.

I literally googled “High dog meme”

This wedding does not sound very good.

You definitely DO want a registry. People will get you gifts. If you don’t have a registry, they’ll get you what they think you’ll like, which will be stuff you don’t want, from stores where you don’t even want credit. Get a registry at a store where you shop anyway, and you can return everything (if you so desire)…

Homework still sticks in my head as one of the most fucked up parts about school. You have to sit being lectured to for most of the day, do after school activities, and then do 2-3 hours of worksheets and reading after school. And then they started putting it on the weekends too!!!

It should be noted that the “seven deadly sins”, of which envy is one, come not from Scripture itself but from medieval Catholic philosophers and theologians, from whom the concept was drawn to encourage people not to destroy themselves.

Work a job that snooty people see as less-than. I recommend anything in fast food, a gas station, or any job that has you waiting on assholes and cleaning up their messes while they act all superior to you.

Deal with a clogged toilet.

Many people feel some anxiety about how their body will be treated, post-death. And not without cause.

If I die like this do me two favors.
1. Delete my internet browsing history
2. Lie about how I died

It’s true - I’ve tested it. On second thought, I should do further testing.

Because they are at work, they are board, and they generally don’t give a shit

Not everyone is computer savvy. Some people are genuinely naive.

I’m going to be that guy, because I am that guy.

Or on the soft side of that, we could stop pestering people to have kids and lobby for accessible birth control and abortion. We could dismantle the insane barriers to adoption and celebrate people who don’t want to have kids instead of shaming them.

I don’t ever pull this card, but if the whole point of this article was to buy a fuel-efficient car to help the environment, then it should have been labeled as such.

We’re fucked until there is a carbon tax.

Ah yes. Another Millennial who thinks he has the responsibility to “save” a 4.5 Billion year old Planet.

I have just quit a job I have been in for less than a year. Why?