It should be noted that the “seven deadly sins”, of which envy is one, come not from Scripture itself but from medieval Catholic philosophers and theologians, from whom the concept was drawn to encourage people not to destroy themselves.

Work a job that snooty people see as less-than. I recommend anything in fast food, a gas station, or any job that has you waiting on assholes and cleaning up their messes while they act all superior to you.

Deal with a clogged toilet.

Many people feel some anxiety about how their body will be treated, post-death. And not without cause.

If I die like this do me two favors.
1. Delete my internet browsing history
2. Lie about how I died

It’s true - I’ve tested it. On second thought, I should do further testing.

Because they are at work, they are board, and they generally don’t give a shit

Not everyone is computer savvy. Some people are genuinely naive.

I’m going to be that guy, because I am that guy.

The lines are blurry, although this feels closer to a new console generation than it does to the PS4 Pro’s iterative improvements. Question is: will Microsoft have the games to compete?

Is this supposed to be a PS4 Pro style “half-step” or a dramatic new console gen? Or are those lines blurry and no one really knows?

Or on the soft side of that, we could stop pestering people to have kids and lobby for accessible birth control and abortion. We could dismantle the insane barriers to adoption and celebrate people who don’t want to have kids instead of shaming them.

I don’t ever pull this card, but if the whole point of this article was to buy a fuel-efficient car to help the environment, then it should have been labeled as such.

We’re fucked until there is a carbon tax.

Ah yes. Another Millennial who thinks he has the responsibility to “save” a 4.5 Billion year old Planet.

Me too. If I was constantly soaping my legs, the skin would peel off from irritation. I brush my teeth in the shower too. While I pee.

I don’t wash my legs or my feet and I pee in the shower. IDGAF!

I’ve been telling people, EXERCISE KILLS!

I have just quit a job I have been in for less than a year. Why?