Meanwhile, in the feckless clowncar:

radical (white) christian terrorism = radical islamic terrorism

Bruh...maybe you forget that the reason why you know your wife is because she did a porno with Ray J. Or the fact that she (since marrying you) has tried to “break the internet” multiple times by posing in various states of undress- like we haven’t seen her whole (plastic and silicone) address at this point. Kanye has…

As long as I get my 30 pieces of silver, I’m good. 

Maybe: Jesus is the reason for treason season?

Let’s trademark this, then sell merch & tattoos to raise enough money to swap out Kinja for something better!

Remember: Jesus is the Reason for the Treason.

He definitely has a large blind spot.

Didn’t get beyond the intro. I’ve missed you, Michael!

One.More.Time. They don’t pay you enough for this. Really.

But, even though they didn’t start the fire, it is people like them who leave the barn door unlocked.

I once got approval from the AZ DMV for the license plate 3WAYNE1 by explaining that my favorite sports player was named Wayne and he was number 31. But I chickened out and got something else instead. 

I’d step over (and onto) chicken parm to get to eggplant parm. Not ‘cuz it’s not meat, but because it’s the best parm.

I’m a rancher and a free market capitalist who believes in competition until I start to lose market share at which point I demand regulations put in place because the only thing I care about more about than free market competitive capitalism is rigging the game to make sure I win.

So small government conservatives and anti-regulation types are very angry about this?

This is where the Green New Deal, European as well as American version, would come in handy and increase employment, enjoyment, and housing.

I haven’t a clue how people in Texas are supposed to prevent a mass shooting if every idiot is allowed to own and openly carry a gun.

I am old and set in my ways but I was raised in Florida so I think all mermaids should be portrayed by manatees.

The DunceWeb isn’t going to go away. But I’d rather not keep talking about it.