He’s gonna be fine.

I know a family friend who looks a lot like Rapaport, thing is that family friend actually is in his 60s and you expect him to look like that, Rapaport looks like he died of an overdose in a swimming pool and someone forgot to skim his bloated corpse out so he just got bored and said “fuck it, lemme dry off and let’s y…

Nick, we’ve never met but I can guarantee you are Brando in his very prime compared to Michael Rapaport.

Commiserate? I'm sure you meant commensurate, but commiserate works so much better. Freud approves.

I actually feel for the Biebs (which shocks me) - he has worked all his life, he must be missing, I don’t know, a childhood or something? Regular experiences such as school?

Wait ...

That is a strange article, like it almost sounds like we’re supposed to feel bad that Whoopi was put in an awkward situation for making a very inappropriate remark to a child? If the genders were reversed, I think we would be treating this differently.

I swear.  Taylor does what y’all beg her to do and then you still find a way to shit on her for it.  Either you want her to speak up politically or you don’t. Pick one. 

Hey, I don’t usually point out mistakes in articles here, but you have the wrong link for Jared Kushner’s voice. I got the right one for you, though.

Ed (played by Jay Pritchett)

I’m just going to steal Ashley Feinberg’s tweet on this one:

Yes!! Love Beto. I don’t live in Texas but I’ve been donating & doing voter ID texting remotely for his campaign. Please consider a donation!

I am  too hangover to understand it

I’m 57, with wide tastes.

I played “R.E.M.” on repeat all weekend. 

I am so so proud of my beponytailed little donut licker.  I have been bopping to Sweetener on repeat since Friday.  It’s a total jam.  The handful of trap tracks delight me, Sweetener itself has a great melodic line into the chorus, God is a woman has been my shit for a few weeks now, Pharrell added some great stuff…

Re: Knowing when you meet the one.
Well, I can’t say anything about Grande’s love at first sight moment, but I can say I had one when I first saw my one and only, Mr. UrbanAchiever. A mutual friend had a b&w image of Mr. UA, and showed it to me. And I swear, bells went off in my head. We met a couple of weeks later in…

Sure, but like, the only thing that looks the same is the 3 x 3 palette shape. No one owns that layout shape. The important thing in beauty business is the product itself, which looks different here. The colors are kind of similar I guess, but if I owned all four of the palettes shown, I wouldn’t feel like I was…

I mean, I’m not a Bella Thorne fan, nor do I know who she is, but claiming that somehow she’s copying this other palette is like saying gap is copying ann taylor because they both sell crew cut t-shirts in black. This is a pretty standard palette layout and it’s not like the colors are identical or something. Come on.