Chance too. It took a lot of respect not to be laughing there.

Kimmel chuckling at 2:06 makes it so much better.

my fav brody jenner era. Look at that coordination...what a power couple.

You sound like the exact person the Kardashian marketing people dream of when they go to bed at night.

Yep! It’s like maybe her life experience was worth something and I didn’t know it all as a pre-teen.

The event that sparked and sealed the beginning of my eating disorder was when an older man yelled “you’re fat and gross” at my 14 year old self. I was in Central Park protesting the horse drawn carriages with a small group of animal rights people. I was the only kid but really into horses and wanted them all free.…

In the mid-80s when I would have done anything for a pair of Guess jeans, my mother refused to buy them because she thought their NYT magazine ads were about one step removed from kiddie porn. Like most things, I have to admit she was probably right. (Also, I’m realizing she was my age then.)

But like. I.... I dont even know.... I mean... Im really just at a loss. You can literally see his penis head and where he was circumsized.

That schlong, schlonnng, schlong,schlong schlooooooooooong.

Gotta be more than that, it’s like she’s aiming to be appointed the first living saint

Fuuuuuck that is powerful. All the love to her, and to all of us with similar stories ❤

Idk, I lost a good 20 lbs with barre, and lost it again after having my baby. It’s a good muscle builder, but I do a lot of it, so there’s that I guess. I also eat well, and I guess I walk a lot since I don’t drive, but the barre was what kicked it into gear.

is actually a workout for being good at sex.

Thank you, Bobby. I fucken love Jewel.

We loaded the cat and a bunch of water bottles into the trunk and drove to campus to take shelter in the blockiest, most utilitarian and fallout-shelter-like concrete building there (the Ag building in case anyone’s wondering. It has tiny windows, reeks of mothballs, and is certainly nearly airtight). I checked…

I was always team Aniston and still have no idea why. As a naive teen I was team Aniston because cheating = bad which must have meant Jolie was the enemy. I very respectfully was told by a women while waiting in line to see Obama speak in 2008, “you don’t know what goes on in a marriage,” and I will never forget it.…

I was always a fan of Nick Jonas, but weirdly, reading his reddit AMA thread is what sent it into “ride him nine ways to Sunday” status. He seems just incredibly self aware, and funny, and kind

We’re on good terms. I dated her before Reggie “I Hit it First” Bush. No one knew because I don’t kiss and tell.

God, until I googled I thought she was dating BRANDON Davis, oil-heir and coiner of the immortal phrase “fire-crotch.”