My mom, who hasn’t lived in a apartment in 50 years, can’t understand why I won’t consider buying a condo. It’s because if I’m going to live somewhere I can hear the neighbors fart, I want to at least have someone else responsible for fixing anything broken. If I’m going to sink my money into property, it’s going to…

I’d say there are plenty of sober dudes who shouldn’t be allowed a phone. Trump for example never drinks, should not be allowed outside of his cellblock.

Oh please with your “not all men” bullshit. Chris Brown is a scumbag who beat the shit out of Rihanna, and is apparently still not leaving her alone. And don’t backtrack on your original comment, you said “why do you feel the need to take EVERY OPPORTUNITY to bash men in general?” I’d like to see all the dozens of…

No, only men with no boundaries (plus two eyes and a wifi password). Whether or not “no boundaries” is a descriptor that applies to men in general is left to the reader to determine. Don’t blame people for the interpretations you project onto their words!

Her first album was in 2006, so you’re almost there! Although that one was pretty country, so depending on how mainstream you’re going, you probably won’t get there until around 2008.

I’m sorry but her face looks like a Bratz doll and it’s very upsetting. I have sympathy for her, having to grow up and face those awkward tween years on camera against her will. But she keeps choosing to be on television and have work done to her face.

My cousin and his wife use Blue Apron fairly frequently. Of course, he is an ER physician and she is a general surgeon (both in NYC), so the last thing they want to do with the little time that they have off of work and together is go grocery shopping.

Also, I’m pretty sure that Blue Apron costs less per person than…

I found workout pants with A POCKET at Marshall’s one time and they’ve been my go-to for athletic wear ever since.

You mean like you’re doing with your non-stop username creation and commenting?

Then why the fuck are you here commenting, instead of protesting, calling legislators, reading report updates, canvassing your neighbors, raising money for materials and travel expenses for yourself or other protesters, engaging with the public or, just reading actual news sites?

Megan, you are making me Team Pentatonix! Is this what you want? Is this your end goal?! The more hate that pours out from Jezzie towards them, the more I feel the need to defend their little earnest selves. It’s a vicious cycle that must be broken.

We really sped through the ‘90s renaissance and are now on to the ‘00s. I wonder if J.Lo still has this iconic velour look in her closet.

“...resisted arrest, obstructed government operations, possessed drug paraphernalia...”

Brady Kilpatrick, 24, who was sentenced for possession of controlled substance, drug paraphernalia, and marijuana; Larry Inman Jr, 29, who allegedly received stolen property and attempted to elude authorities; Ethan Pearl, 24, who allegedly resisted arrest, obstructed government operations, possessed drug…

If you’re interested in drugs he can most likely hook you up

If Kim Kardashian West can mobilise her fans to come out in support of the ACA then we should stop bitching about her for a month.

I love Chrissy Teigen. And I’m jealous, because I’ve been trying to get Donald to block me, too. Actually, she should now move on to Ted Cruz. That would be life goals for me.

Faith American is a garbage name for a brewery. Sounds more like a retailer that would sell star spangled crucifixes.

Maybe this will be the thing that makes people start realizing that, you know, he’s not so much a maverick as a complete party hack.