I am an old, too. We used to just say “fucked up.”

Had to look up “crossfaded”. I’m an old...

Counterpoint: No they won’t. These kids will never interact with the peasants of the world. Having a funny name doesn’t matter when you’re an elite.

My other favourite is ‘as a mom,’ as if birthing a child alters your lip cream needs.

Ikr?As if other lip goos require you to take a number like at the deli, or have a complicated way of storing or transporting them.

It always cracks me up when celebs say (in an ad) that a random product “fits their busy lifestyle”. How would a different lip balm not fit your busy lifestyle? What does chapstick have to do with busyness?!

“Total Hydration Moisture + Tiny in Rose Petal™ ChapStick”

Now THAT is a fundraising idea for the charity.

I feel like “feces infected scalpel” is way more specific than a hospital is going to get with a person after a case of medical malpractice/infection you get at a hospital.

Oh, come on. You can’t post this and not embed a Smash Mouth video! I’m going to start dressing like this.

Perfect excuse to post my brand new purple hair

I also loved this yellow dress. I had a knockoff version with spaghetti straps that I also rocked in the early aughts. I also really loved the bridesmaid’s dresses for Monica’s wedding, although I would have done a straight rather than tiered skirt. So many great dresses on friends. So many.

A lot of her style from Friends has held up. Not so much the really early stuff with the high-waisted pants and midriff shirts (although that look has made an improbably comeback among the college set. Seriously, kids. It’s not a good look. Trust us. We already made that mistake). But the later stuff is often very…

I also tried to do the whole “wear a timeless dress” thing so as not to embarrass myself in photos years later. I bought a long, black dress with spaghetti straps. Very Rachel from friends circa 2000 (which is appropriate given that it was 1999). That dress was bangin.

She’s adorable and it’s perfect.

STOP BIANCA’S DRESS WAS THE BEST!

I find the people saying that it can’t be revenge porn because she has posted racy pictures of herself before to be disgusting.

What are reasonable expectations of someone who adopts a dog? She spent four years and tons of money and the problems are still happening, including biting. She didn’t drive out to the country and abandon it, she found a new home for it.

I have had a foster dog for 3 years. He can’t leave, and I can’t formally adopt him yet because of his behavioral issues. He was gentle and friendly in the shelter— because he’s an extremely sensitive dog, and when you separate him from me, he shuts right down. The rescue and I have worked with 3 dog trainers, and…

But... you still don’t know her dog.