He didn’t, it’s not shade. Quite the opposite in fact. He’s referring to that playboy interview 7 years ago (when he was 32), when he made those comments about sex with Jessica Simpson. He’s basically saying he learned his lesson on commenting about (sex with) his exes.

If John Mayer has learned to keep his mouth shut, his head down and, let his work do the talking, then good for him.

I wanna know why Russel Brand was left out of the question but Diplo was there. Maybe divorce papers ?

Maybe?...

That’s a pretty measured response from John Mayer. It looks like he’s actually learned something from his past experiences of running his mouth too much. Good for him.

WHAT A GIANT FUCKING LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a bit of trivia that will come in handy in the future.

Cool Cool Cool * reaches for xanax *

When I was a kid you could buy fake newspaper or magazine covers with your picture at amusement parks (I assume you still can? My kids are just a bit too young to be going back to those places yet), and I was super proud of my fake Sport Magazine cover proclaiming me the new Home Run King. I was also 8.

This doesn’t mean that we, the viewers, will have to abide by the two drink rule, right? Because I would need way more than two drinks to sit through an hour of this drivel.

Laguardia is a pretty big deal in NYC. I love Nicki Minaj, but she is not the most famous alumnus. Jennifer Aniston, Ellen Barkin, Adrien Brody, Liza Minelli, Al Pacino, etc., all graduated from LGHS.

I have to be honest. I was shocked when I read Sienna Miller was only 35. I would’ve thought 40-42. Not because she looks it, but because it feels like she’s been around FOREVER. For the last decade she was always touted as the next big thing and it never happens. I didn’t realize just how young she was when she first…

I WANT TO SEE THOSE BABIES!!!

26 is probably about the same time I went through my “date an older pretentious man so I can feel “adult” and mature” phase. It was over after like nine-ten months when I quickly realized he sucked and was just an asshole.

A friend of mine works in video production and had the (mis) fortune of working with TJ Miller and will attest Miller is a rude and obnoxious asshole of the highest order. My friend says he cannot watch SV due to him seeing TJ’s shitty behaviour up close.

Usually I avoid the hell out of anything that’s labeled “torture porn” but I’m genuinely curious how they are managing to freak people out with a stage performance. The last (only) Broadway play I saw was Sweeney Todd and it was plenty tame considering it’s about murder and cannibalism.

Oh they’re corroborating the story now that money is involved? No cookies to them. Heard has already been dragged through the media and this news won’t make a dent for any one that already thinks she’s a liar because now they’ll just think that his management is just saying it because they want his money *rolls eyes

So, is the sum of this that they would have protected him and his abusive ways if he hadn’t filed suit? As much shit as Amber Heard took when she left him and said he abused her, she could have used as many people in her corner as possible. It’s disappointing that money trumped her safety.

Huh? Jon Hamm was with Jennifer Westfeldt for 18 years up until a couple of years ago. She’s 47. Who else has he been linked to? Also, I’m 33 and would totally date someone in their mid 40s.

As a person with an autoimmune disease, I am not offended in any way shape or form and actually think this is a pretty good analogy. People need to sit the fuck down.