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Holy hell, PlayStation! I cannot fathom how something like this gets made. I work in a marketing-adjacent capacity for a mega brand, and every single conversation and piece of brand guidance is steeped in cultural consideration. The idea that this concept made it through even one creative review is mind boggling.

Oowee gawdamn that taller, squintier kitchen cousin is attractive.

She is such a babe! Did you watch her miniseries “Genevieve’s Renovation” that came out a few years ago? It was delightful.

Are you suggesting that she’s actually just in it for the cash? I find that unlikely. Somebody with that level of stage fright and a lot of other ways to make a buck would have to be motivated by something bigger to persevere- a sense of indebtedness to her fans, or pursuit of personal growth both seem more plausible.

*clicking on Bobby’s articles even when they bear no interest to me because they might be a dirt bag*

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Sooo many feelings. My hope is that some of the pups have discovered Dashboard, and get to feel somewhat cool about it because it’s vintage now. Have you seen this video? It actually made me want to squad up with Taylor Swift:

AIM away messages and Dashboard Confessional lyrics just sent me into a sweet, sweet nostalgia spiral. That was THE go to move for honest communication with boys in high school.

You sound like a great Mom! Your daughter will be better off for your honesty and support, whether or not this is a choice she ever needs to make.

True, but I kinda liked watching the character go through the decision process of having a baby or not, without thoughts like “but abortion is wrong!” as any sort of factor. To me, that felt like a progressive way to naturalize abortion as a choice, but not a choice of morality.

JLo has been peak hotness for 20+ years. WTF.

Do you listen to ARIYNBF, or is this coincidental backpfeifengesicht chat?

Nothing against RyRey, but their marriage seemed sort of like a Siamese cat pairing up with a Corgi.

SHE STILL OWES HIM AN APOLOGY! Bad (or SICK) girl.

I covet Lululemon stuff as much as the next girl, but their sales are pretty wack. You forfeit your right to return it if it’s not right/doesn’t fit and settle for whatever color was the least popular, all for like $9 off. Nah.

I covet Lululemon stuff as much as the next girl, but their sales are pretty wack. You forfeit your right to return

Oof. This sounds cringey at best, and pyramid schemey at worst.

WOW. Fuck that guy for real. How in the world does he keep getting work? It’s not like he’s bringing much to the table otherwise.

Really? What did he do? I’d get great satisfaction out of learning that my illogical distaste for his face was backed up by facts.

Is there some etymology behind the nick name “La Lohan” that I’m unaware of? I see it often and it always bugs my brain because the second letter in her first name is ‘i’, and LiLo is a perfectly serviceable alternate nick name. #JustCurious #AndBored

Really? I dunno man...

Yeah but they dumb.