I really have to know more about this story, internet stranger.

Apple shampoo is the anthem forever.

It's actually sort of astounding that there's not a pill that can achieve effortless weight loss, isn't it? There are pills that can make you happy, make your dick hard, make your boobs grow, alter your reproductive functionality, and lower your cholesterol. I can completely see why, when endorsed by a doctor,…

Completely ludicrous. Still going to need somebody to buy, prepare, consume, and report back asap thx.

How v. V. Stiviano of her.

So, sativa?

This is total body positivity, guys. A beautiful woman acknowledging that she's gained weight in the past few years but is no less beautiful as a result, in addition to celebrating her beautiful sister who also lives in an ever-changing vessel. Notice she doesn't follow it up with disparaging remarks about her current…

iloveitiloveitilovelovelovelovehisface

this is some next level thinspiration.

This is a fantastic story and I hope it makes you as happy to have lived it as it made me to read it.

Yes, of course. This is obviously a joke.

Yes, let's. It was the thing that made me realize I already read about this accident over three months ago when it happened. One does not simply forget a "dontmesswithmycocnuts" hashtag.

Omg my mother in law makes the BEST bundt cake with vanilla pudding mix and cream sherry. Make it, my friend.

THANK YOU!

Who is this? She looks very familiar.

I think so! Solid trolling, Grande.

J to the A to the S to the M to the I to the N

I so badly wanted that supreme edu-ca-tion co-nnec-tion shade to be from the actual Shakira.

Yes but uhhh, she went there (accidentally) and the she made the joke. Would it have been better if he responded like an uptight offended asshole? I don't see the problem here. This kind of dissection is honestly the reason we can't have nice things.

Instagrams on Jezebel just remind me how much I miss Selfie Loathing. :(