I wanted to say this is dumb, but the only new Golfs I’ve seen in the last month have been either GTis or Alltracks.

Incidentally, I like both when I order fajitas.

Extremely dumb. I can understand killing the Sportwagen because it's not as good as the old Passat kombi. But the regular Golf is still very good, especially if you can't quite afford the GTI. 

I wished Ford did the same for the Fiesta & Focus ST, bring in the hot models at least.

Safety features don’t mean shit. Many of us grew up without any safety features and most of us are still alive.

The change doesn’t happen until 24 or so. Until then, your nerve cells aren’t fully covered by myelin, which is an electrical insulator. Your brain is, quite literally, short circuiting. That’s one of the main reasons teenagers are so fucking stupid.

I go through this battle with my 21 year old daughter who firmly has bought into the Jeep marketing and has declared her desire to buy a wrangler as soon as she gets a job after college. The Jeep marketing department has so successfully created this persona of the young female jeep owner, a little rugged, a little…

Because it will condemn them to a life of buying rusted out XJs, and CJ-5s, and if they’re really, really down on their luck, a Compass.

Given the logical trap you’ve set up, I can’t answer that without creating a paradox.

But that’s not a problem with the cars themselves, it’s our perceptions that are wrong.

I emerged from Cleveland but I can’t speak for any other idiots

Ahhh! I forgot about minivans. Yes, minivans are fantastic and I would wheel the hell out of an Odyssey Elite.

The best sedans aren’t sedans

I wanted to say everyone on sale, but I couldn’t figure out how to verify that. Anyway, I’ve reviewed stuff for a year or so over at CNBC.com/mack-hogan

That’s what we call a typo.

...Chrysler doesn’t make anything that nice.

Yea, what the fuck is with that? Hi I’m Chrysler, the luxury option out of the “American” FCA brands, and I’d like to admit that I’m only semi-luxurious. I’m really just a Dodge with a little more fake leather and an analog clock in my dash.

Nah man, that’s really what happened. Just one of those shitty mornings.

agreed. everyone is thinking this is supposed to be some kind of driver’s car...it’s still a Hyundai Elantra....the “sport” has nothing to do with anything. Christ, my wife’s Edge is a Sport, and all it’s good for is terrible mileage and expense 22" tires in a few months.

[Ed. note: Brass balls are not gender-specific and anyone can possess a pair.]