Off topic, but the "Classic" view is not the classic view. Putting all the posts on the first page, but keeping the same layout is not the "Classic" view.

Why do these people sound like they're in 1992? I'd have more clips if I was gonna troll though. That was pretty funny.

Very true. I'm usually in a party talking to my fiends. Even if I'm not I'll turn the mic volume down because the few people that do talk are idiots, 13 years old, or blasting music. Sometimes all three.

The sad part is if this was real, that guy would be turned on.

It's pretty much become a stereotype now. Scratch that. It's become a stereotype about people writing about hipsters.

It was in fact developed by Epic Games with the help of People Can Fly. Epic Games also has the majority share of stock in People Can Fly. So I'd say it was pretty much developed by Epic Games. It used the Unreal Physics engine, and I'm sure it had the same art team.

I can never forgive Epic Games for their level design and the Gears 2 story. They try to really live up to their name, which isn't a bad thing. It's just we've already been through destroyed buildings on bluffs that crumble and drop us to lower floors. We've already fought huge monsters on the rail shooter level. I…

I was amazed at how good you are at so many different games. Fighting games are my downfall. I wouldn't exactly say you're missing out with "Blops". Especially with the great upcoming releases planned.

I like it a lot. It's easy to read since the chapters are only about 10 or so pages. I can read it in between class and knock out a chapter or two.

Slow news day at Gizmodo huh?

"Formerly-impressive" You're not impressed by his performance against a machine? He had 74 wins on Jeopardy and won $3 Million in the process.

I'm about halfway through Moby-Dick. I have a bunch of classics to get to including Ulysses and Portrait of Dorian Gray.

It works on so many levels.

Will the Noble map pack become free when this is released? I want to have 100% with the achievements and I didn't buy the Noble map pack. They didn't mention it on Bungie.net so it's not looking hopeful.

Look how red his eyes are. He made the weird soundtrack the same night. "It's like the sounds are coming *out* my ears!"

Good riddance. I've always hated the ridiculous animation and the gameplay even more. Rock Band has been kicking the shit out of Guitar Hero for years now. It's better for us now since Harmonix gets all the money and the songs. They can put more into production and don't have to make risky moves.

That Reuters photo was badly done. I don't see how the photographer thought it could pass.

I "under war" a phrase? Do you mean "under fire"?

Wait wait wait. You're saying that if I hold my phone like a retarded imbecile, and cover the entire phone, the signal will disappear? The is the best, the ultimate, the epitome, of NO SHIT SHERLOCK. Why would you hold your phone like that anyway? Are you trying to hide the screen from people peeking at it? Are you…

Does Nintendo have a quota on the uninspired floating head/hand combo?