Holy shit. Read the fucking article before you post. Hell, thoroughly read the title first, at least!

Self righteous people who talk down to everyone tend to not be everyone’s favorite.

I’m sincerely curious - how is presuming you to be wealthy an insult?

I was a medic for about 5 years. I promise you, had someone showed up at my station with a stoned raccoon, the story would have had a much more awesome ending than “just wait for the effects to wear off.” There is no less than a 100% chance that the baked little bastard would’ve been driving the rescue truck before…

Because a dude kissing me is threatening. Got it!

You’re posturing like some kind of tough guy on the internet as if that weren’t objectively pathetic and stupid and I’m the asshole. Man, you seem super fun for a Vegan!

I’ve got a friend who walked home from the bar drunk and passed out. When he woke up he was in complete darkness and couldn’t move and thought he was dead or buried in a casket or something. Then he finally realized he had crawled underneath his bed when he was drunk for some reason, and fell asleep underneath it.

Then…

Chill, there, “ammo.” (Lord.) Nuance and context might be hard but they’re important. If it’s all too much for you, maybe stick to Reddit.

That is so funny, because I don’t think I’ve ever seen a post on any site from a carnivore that attacks vegans by calling into question their ethics, their spirituality, their humanity, their compassion, or their very existence, for that matter.

One time when we were like 10 years old, my friend was drinking Pepsi (I have no idea why I remember that detail) and I did something to make him laugh, which caused him to inhale a bit of it and he started having a coughing fit, and I guess it triggered his gag reflex and he just started fucking BARFING. And then he…

Aww. All my Goodwill Hunting stories are about finding a sweater for $3.

I woke up in a strange apartment once. I had no clue where I was. I was by myself. So I went to the bathroom. And then went back to sleep. I woke up 4 hours later and realized I was in my own apartment.

I used to work for a theater. And the elevator for our office would get stuck about once week. And in one of those true stereotype deals, about one-third of our employees were flamboyantly gay men. So maybe twice of month, one of the gay men would get stuck in an elevator. And they get recused by the fire rescue…

I have never run through an airport to stop a woman I loved from getting on a plane so I could express my feelings for her. In this day and age you would probably be tackled by security.

I’ve never woken up in a random place with no memory of how I got there

This guy is 100% being made an example of. These kind of youtubers need to be punished until they’re stopped. This is a great way to do so. He wasn’t just doing shit like this to homeless people. If you read the article it even mentions he fed cat shit to children and the elderly.

Speaking of spit takes...

I’ve been a runner for nearly 20 years of my life, and I’ve logged around 20,000 miles in that time, on roads, grass, trails, beaches, you name it. And unlike nearly every murder mystery or episode of Law & Order, I have not once found a dead body.

I have never, not once, ever in my life, water skied up a ramp and over a shark tank.

In America, you can shoot a Black person and not even serve a day in jail! Truly a paradise.