For years, republicans have criticized, criticized, criticized. Wagging fingers and demanding birth certs.

Sessions is 70 years old. Heart attack territory, people. I hope he hurries up and dies so I can travel to his state and piss on his grave.

I blame the rats. You know, the giant mutant Skaven that live in the sewers who are secretly plotting dominion over the city dwellers above them.

I just read today that Dr. Wendy Walsh, Bill O’Reilly’s harassment accuser, is a single mother.

If the Kardashians ever have to take a Defense Against The Dark Arts Class, I wonder what boggart they’d see?

“He rapes, but he saves. And he saves more than he rapes.”

Things I learned today:

How ironic: Warhammer Total War becomes a hit success one year after GW implodes their Warhammer Fantasy setting.

Remember & Resist. 

Speaking of washing legs, any straight men here (not that straight matters in this regard) shave their legs?

Bath-time is fun.

Be the classier President, Trudeau. Put away your Twitter account. Save it for, you know, actual important announcements befitting your office.

Bevin makes me angry. I am a man person who some would call a decent enough guy, and I’d sign up for a force sterilization just to spite a-holes like this.

Hannity is so square, he makes squares look round.

Four more years of this shit. Lord Spaghetti Monster in the sky, give me strength.

No country should have the power to execute its citizens. Period.

‘I love you, honey pie. Now get back to the kitchen and make me a damn sandwich. ‘

Hey, Matt Bevin. Here’s what you can do with your opinions on abortion:

Does hating on Jared & Ivanka because they have had all the crooked advantages of the elite, privileged, wealthy, nepotistic, high society bullshitters of the world, make me a shitty person?

Let’s start calling ICE what the really are: Trump’s Gestapo.