Trump University: where all students do is sit around quoting Gordon Gekko, watching boiler room, and drinking scotch all day.

God, I hate Hayden’s Anakin so much. I will never look at Darth Vader the same way again, no matter how badass he was in Rogue One.

Why is cheerleading still a thing? Did sports in the US never leave the 1950's?

Trump raising awareness on sexual assault, is like the Catholic Church throwing a balloon party for abuse victims. 

Breaking news: American teens are really stupid.

This is Don’t Ask Don’t Tell on a national scale.

What you really need is a hearing aid Scarlett, to help you with all that Tone Deaf.

Not wedding expo-related, but marriage related:

Why no Star Wars interest, Joss Whedon? I thought you were a shoe-in for the Han Solo spinoff.

I would love to wipe that shit eating grin right off his smug face.

Would practicing GP’s actually do this? Don’t they have enough on their plate on a daily basis already, without calling in the Sex Gestapo?

Republicans can’t govern their way out of a paper bag.

She might be a weak actress, but out of the three of them, she’s the only one who actually protested at NDAP.

It was probably Pennywise the Clown in disguise. He is a shapeshifter, after all.

Not to be a debbie downer guys, but this planet was screwed long before Trump won. The industrial revolution happened in the 1800s. There’s too many miles to turn back on that clock.

This is why it sucks even more when there are children involved. Having heard some really violent fights at home it pisses me off when outsiders looking in think: ‘oh look, such a happy, successful, affluent family. Such a good example in our community.’

I am a creature upon the world you would call a ‘man’. But I cannot fathom how men work themselves up to violenly sexually assaulting women. It is so disgusting and outrageous I feel like vomiting.

Totally against Game of Thrones that uses rape as cheap plot points for smutty thrills. I can’t wait for the day when fans wake up to the fact that George RR Martin is just a Tolkien-clone hack, a one trick pony who likes to rape, slaughter and torture his characters because he is lonely, fat and bored.

A few thoughts:

Having just read some of the awful propositions of the Brexit deal, I partially retract my previous comment. Maybe we are all far better off independent after all. (Also, the new English pound looks very sharp. Don’t like all the edges.)