IT’S BACON ALL THE WAY DOWN!!

Everything Michael Jackson did was weird. Just like everything Scarlett Johansson does is sexy. 

Does this mean that for a short while, Kevin Bacon was one degree of Kevin Bacon away from Kevin Bacon?

This cast! I rarely get excited about release (even Alien Romulus looks like it’s going to middling - not cringe-bad but mostly a rehash). This looks like art.

I’m sorry you can’t parse proper English because the anti-woke crowd broke your mind to how pronouns work.

Yeah that must be so brutal for you. You gonna be okay?

Yeah man, good actors are nuts. Turns out that when the job is pretending to be someone you’re not the people who are good at it tend to have a few screws loose when it comes to being bolted into a secure identity. No surprise that some of them act weird. There's really no need to take it seriously unless they're…

Agreed. Not that I don’t feel for her, a bit, but everything I’ve read about the making of Fury Road makes it sound akin to surviving a war. You’re stuck in a remote location in an unfamiliar country with a harsh climate and a bunch of borderline-method weirdos, shooting long and grueling days. I’m sure it’s brutal.…

Or maybe Chris Hemsworth talked to Taylor-Joy for months nonstop about not getting respect from Martin Scorsese.

Seems like an intense actor-y thing where the experience of pretending to be in a post-apocalyptic wasteland fighting for survival was immersive enough that it was messing with her head and mood.

Is it because the lead actress of a film is speaking the language of trauma, and we’ve spent the last ten years reading about abusive directors going after their actresses? Maybe it’s just me, but I’m glad these two sentences were put in, because I know my mind went to harassment.

He was right to be pissed. Leguizamo was a very well established character actor in 2005, and this wasn’t some low budget prestige project, it was a $110 million mainstream action movie. Offering scale was insulting.

Fun fact: The Light Brigade only charged because their commander was a dumbass and misunderstood an order from his superior. They were supposed to attack a completely different area. If anything, the charge is an example of the foolishness of blind obedience, as common sense would have told the men that attacking that…

Yeah it’s nice that Emma laid in the obligatory concern comment, but the article should have been titled “Baby Reindeer Lady Is Apparently as Crazy in Real Life as in the Show”

Didn’t she come out publicly on her own?

And a man that has exhibited literally some of the same behavior as this woman, lest we forget that he has admitted his years-long obsession and harassment campaign of Meghan Markle was because she flaked on hanging out with him.

It certainly would work reversed, but I assure you it works the way I’ve written it as well. I invite you to listen to me saying it in my head if you’re having trouble.

Piers Morgan should not be platformed. We generally don't pay him any attention in the U.K.

*engineer

I hope he haunts your dumb ass for calling him a producer.