I can’t think of any other organization that reminds me of the evil Empire from Star Wars as much as the Patriots.

So how’s it going today?

I misread the first line (super tired) and thought it said something about Samus being in Overwatch.

You’re mentioning this, but eschewing the fact that Twilight Imperium is getting a fourth edition?

I’m fairly certain this was done for the audience.

Anyone else like Penny Arcade today? No? Just me?

I’ve never played the game; do different cars have different stats?

Respect the L or get the shell.

I liked Snow a lot more than Vanille. He was a doofus, but he always gave his best. Vanille though...

Ryo looks like a character out of Skies of Arcadia.

Anyone else pissed we didn’t even get the notification e-mail from Amazon when it went up?

I just want to fly the Outrider in a battle for the Skyhook, which will never happen...

Water levels in 3D games have been a problem for me since this guy:

YOU AND ME BOTH GIRLFRIEND!

Is it weird that for a game like this I consider being told about boss and gameplay mechanics akin to spoilers? Or is it just me?

It was funnier than Life in Aggro.

I forget his name, but I think he’s from Dragon Quest VIII.

*Aerith.