I actually discussed this with Ravenous Sophovore over on Deadspin. Mirri Maz Duur tells Dany that “When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east,” said Mirri Maz Duur. “When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves. When your womb quickens again, and you bear a living child. Then he [Khal…

Someone more knowledgeable than me about the subject can correct me if I’m wrong, but Jaime does not appear to be wearing “full armor”. His torso armor looks like it’s leather, with the exception of the metal epaulets (I’m sure those have a technical name), and his pants look like they just have leather flaps over the…

Jaime Lannister is wearing the strongest armor of them all.

Yet detectives state that they have “not gotten any indication that this was motivated by hate or bias.”

I found out about this from my dad. After having dinner with him, he sent me and my sister a text saying he loves us and not to go anywhere alone for the next few days.

This woman is in Australia. That swords is probably the LEAST deadly thing for a hundred miles.

All reviews of movies are opinions, because there is no way to objectively rate art. All reasons why a movie is good or bad boil down to subjective opinion that you either agree with or not.

And why, as she’s going merrily on her way sucking the life out of men, can’t he just use one of those? Why does it specifically have to be the guy who’s running from her? Pick a victim, prepare the corpse, get on with what you’re doing and send a team of damned minions to kill off loose ends, you were a freakin’ princ…

“No mummy. NO mummy. You’re the mummy.”

YEP

I guess Viagra is next then?

Counterpoint: Fantastic Beasts was a fun - if slightly tonally muddled - franchise starter, the vast majority of the Pottermore writing has given a huge amount of depth and backstory to characters and places that enrich the novels (which is not offset by a couple of admittedly culturally insensitive pieces) and whilst …

Well, that’s awfully presumptuous. Of course I care about Avatar.

James Cameron takes a decade and releases something awesome and entertaining (and deep enough that we can talk about its many script problems). Just because you keep saying it’s left the zeitgeist (every time you talk about it) doesn’t make it true. The…

Favorite comment I saw online: “Terrible casting. Just terrible. She looks nothing like Han Solo.”

-Her own brother who had, just seconds before, threatened to cut her baby out of her stomach? He was a POS and he treated her like shit and if she hadn’t had him killed he would have done the same to her.

A Jar Jar Binks crime thriller, directed by Martin Scorcesse?

Nerd card is flagged for revocation.

I can’t be cynical anymore- this movie is going to be freaking amazing.

Turn it over, put some aluminum foil on it, it'll do if you run out of plates.