She sounds pure evil. I’m so sorry!! Maybe your other friends will get the picture and ditch the bitch ... I’d encourage you not to give up on them, because who knows what she’s been telling them. Fight it! But what a terrible human being. Sometimes childhood friends can be the absolute worst, because there’s no…

I loathe most shades of pink, so this is EXACTLY what I’m going to be doing. Gives me two reasons :)

Props to you for continuing to fight the good fight on this. Peanut precautions are the butt of a lot of jokes these days, but as someone with a father with a lethal allergy, I too know there is nothing funny about a danger that could literally kill your child. When I have one of my own one day, if it turns out that…

Yeah but asking to prove a “safe” level is asking to prove a negative, which is by definition impossible. i.e. Prove this alcohol doesn’t harm my baby. That logic is B.S. I would be far more likely to take this pearl-clutching seriously if they said, “Our studies do suggest that X is an unsafe amount.” But they won’t,…

literally made me LOL. you can pry my tea from my cold dead fingers.

Yup, it’s a “fake motion” ride which I think is why it makes people sick - same principle as a car (look like you’re moving, body feels like you’re not) only worse. And it’s much more realistic than a lot of their older fake-motion rides. Testimony: I LOVED this ride for all of the views of Hogwarts, but I’m mostly…

I fully agree - although I hope that other websites, rather than issuing “a similar correction,” issue corrections that are much better than this shitty, snarky excuse for a “we were wrong,” Jezebel.

That is brilliant hostessing

only if Facetime ...

What a compliment though! Even if they didn’t realize it, it just means you’re a total badass at what you do.

Yeah daughter is clearly having a hard time sucking it up and telling mom when she’s being smothering directly - but given mom’s reaction to hearing it through the grapevine, I can understand why. For the best of all concerned, they both need to grow some ovaries and have an honest conversation about what is and isn’t…

I’m so sorry - that really sucks. Good luck out there - it may be hard, but living your own life is the BEST and you’ll find many people doing the same!

So you know how satyrs have the upper half of a man but the lower half of a goat, and are really randy? Mine was sort of a reverse satyr, with the lower half of a man and the upper half of a UNICORN. Best part? Had two dicks. One on top of the other. Perfect for a little standing cowgirl.

I surely hope that the women for whom “pregnancy is too expensive, too dangerous, or just 100% unwelcome” aren’t ambivalent about the possibility. In that case, this article does not apply to them, since it’s primarily about how people ambivalent about having children may welcome the fact that the imperfections in…

But ... but the hash brown casserole ...

Oooo yes! And Beyond Yoga. They’re not big on prints, I think because their cloud-soft Supplex fabric won’t hold them well, but their designs are killer and their leggings beyond par.

I will never understand mothers who continued to think this as adults. I figured that shit out at ten from listening to my curly-haired girlfriends. And I have straight-as-a-rail hair.

Yes I was right!!!! Good job on the Toast thing.

Why would you post this without a link! Cruel. Do a sister a solid??

Go to the Toast! That’s where all the cool kids at. Tell them your “puzzle/nuzzle” line, it’ll get you in I swear. They’re total nerds and will appreciate it. I’m trying to make that site the next Jez since they’re DRIVING AWAY/KICKING OUT all the good ones!!!! (No offense to those of you staying, I’m sure you’re…