Nevermind found your twitter nooooooo. May I recommend you try writing for the Toast, as they are similarly hilarious and I’d like to get all my chuckles in one spot ... Dunno how well they pay but you know, drag over all your devoted minions from this site and I’m pretty sure you’ll be doing just fine in a jiff ...

What’s happening with Kitchenette????? Hear you guys got axed by Gawker - will you be moving to the main stage (Jez)? Plllllzzzz say yes and remind them monogrammed thermoses allergic to red all the breadsticks etc. etc. etc.

Seriously, who the hell carries a copy of their prescription around with them at all times? Do I need a doctor’s note for my birth control or my face pills, which are hormone-related? Oh wait, probably not, since I’m not a transgender woman being thrown in jail on trumped-up charges just to punish her for being who…

Agree. The original version looked a lot like a dude with breasts - bulkier shoulders, breasts that weren’t molded by gravity, high ass, bony hips, completely flat abs, no forward tilt to the pelvis. Before I read the caption I even thought for a second they were showing a male-female comparison and had overdone the…

Likewise, and mine was burned at the stake in Germany for bewitching the neighbor’s pigs. No further details available

Maybe I’m reading different responses here, but I’m not seeing people suggesting the woman was blameless. Instead I’m seeing a lot of focus on the lack of education about options, probably for the reason that blame is worthless for preventing future situations like this, whereas seeking solutions beyond “what an evil…

Of course not, which is why it would be painless and better for all concerned if we changed the name to something that worth celebrating.

Wow these are really charitable responses to ppl who obviously don’t get (or don’t want to get) the joke; good for you. With 3 weeks until my own DIY nuptials commence, however, I really, really get it.

God, affluent people, why don’t they just stay home, right?

FOR. REAL.

There are serious links between pot and triggering anxiety disorders in people with that predisposition. I’m lucky it only came on gradually for me, but by my fourth try I was like “never again,” and it didn’t cause anything lasting. I have a friend for whom her regular smoking had a big role in her having pretty much…

Yes and horrifyingly, she was given up right after dad “abandoned the family and her mother was severely injured after falling 30 feet in a trolley accident” ... If he abandoned because he started to realize she was likely not his, could the second incident have been related too? Sounds too coincidental ...

Dude, I had hours of foreplay, plenty of alcohol, and was slippery as a seal, and it STILL felt like being stabbed in the vajay. Not always a myth by a long shot.

Here’s the secret: If they don’t have prices listed plainly on the website, IT’S TOO MUCH. Don’t even bother with a quote, because you will only be disappointed and have wasted valuable time googling cheaper options.

What I really want to know is how he hid the dug-up spot in the first place ... I’m pretty sure they’d have thought to check the back yard if they suspected him ...

a Nepalese hiker

Right? I’d add a spoiler alert to my comment if I still could :P OTOH, I can’t imagine how hard this would be if it weren’t ...

It’s also pretty much double-outlined ...

Thank you for this :) I just might cross stitch it and put it on my wall

Bare. Less of a value judgment implied, unlike “clean”